E X799XX,  B 799XXX, A 577XXX, D X577XX, G 355XXX, G/F# 255XXX,  

For the bit at the start, play an E chord with wah-wah, and have your bass player do some pick scrapes.  Then the chord sequence from this to where he stars singing is E, B, E, B, A, B. 

E        B    E                  B                A                                              B 
Kung Fu, do what you do to me, I havent been the same since my teenage lobotomy. 
E      B    E                          B                A                                      B 
Full on, I moved to hong Kong, with bruce Lee's brother and Johhny Wong. 

SECOND VERSE: 
Last night Jackie Chan came round, I played pool with him, and we hung out, mister miagi, and the X-Men called in for a while aswell. 

THIRD VERSE: 
Kung Fu, do what you do to me, I cant live without my Kung-Fu movies, shanghai killers, and deadly road, my life was ruined when the green dragon closed 

D    A              B                                          A              G                G/F#                      E  
    I think it's strange, he's friends with fu-manchu, and he thinks he knows you, oh oh oh  
      A      D    A        B                A            G        G/F#            E                          A 
oh oh oh.  Oh daniel san made in taiwan, come on jackie chan, oh oh oh oh oh oh. 

The bridge between the end of the chorus  is like the intro, play an E chord, while the bass plays eebbeebbeebbeebb(etc). 

For this the bass plays an E note at the second fret of its D-string.  The main guitar should be played with your left hand (if you're right-handed :) )damping/ muting the srtings, then you must hit the srings with your plectrum in line with the beat of the drums.  
Eg- /      /      /    //    /      /    /      //. 
When this part is coming to an end just play the open e-string, and start going up one fret at a time, then when you are ready, shout GO!, start playing again, and hope the rest of the band can follow you!.