Kung Fu - do what you do to me  
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy  
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong  
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong  

I think it's strange  
He's friends with fu manchu, and he thinks he knows you oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh  
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  
Come on Jackie Chan  

Last night Jackie Chan came around  
I played pool with him and we hung out  
Mr. myagi and the x-men, called in for a while as well  

I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu-Manchu  
And he thinks he knows you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh  
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  
Come on Jackie Chan   

Kung fu do what you do to me  
I can't live without my kung fu movies  
'Shanghai killers' and 'deadly road'  
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed  

Oh I think it's strange  
He's friends with Fu Manchu  
And he thinks he knows you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh  
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  
Come on Jackie Chan  
I think it's strange  
He's friends with Fu-Manchu  
And he's in love with you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh  
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  
Come on Jackie Chan!  

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In the mid-day heat I gave a sigh  
Cruisin' through the garden district  
I was out of my mind  
The star of india's in my hotel room  
In a briefcase combination: 3, 2, 1 (which only I know)  
And I've just seen my mentor, dr. no  
"California sun" 's on the radio  
Let's go!  
I just wanna reach the radio star, I just wanna reach the radio star  
It's a satellite of venus and it ain't too far, I just wanna reach the radio star  

I was shooting up in my hotel room, when the phone started ringing  
Oh no! (Told him to Fuck Off)  
It was dr. no, he gave the password  
He said: hey, man, haven't you heard  
And I said no  
The world's been invaded by alien life forms  
Meet me at the airport, we've got to get out  
Let's go  

I ran to the window and looked out, there were dead people lying all over the streets man. Within two minutes I had all my stuff together. I jumped in my car and was speeding down the highway, past all the deserted cars. Five minutes later I was at the airport, but there at the gates I saw what I suppose was one of these 'alien life forms'. I pulled my bazooka out of its bag in the back of the car and blew it to hell. As arranged Dr. No was waiting for me at the terminal. We got in his private jet plane and took off, two hours later we landed in Zaire, where we met up with Fu Manchu, Hannibal Lecter, the Hooded Claw and all the rest of the gang. We boarded the rocket and soon we were shooting off for the stars, and as we approached the space station I looked down and observed the earth, the US air force being annihilated and swarms of nuclear weapons soaring through the stratosphere destroying the earth - and I swear to God I laughed.  

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First I'm gonna kill 'em all  
Then I'm gona fuck you  
Oh Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up the ass  
I'm Gonna gamble, I'm gonna fuck you.  
Oh Baby I wanna fuck you up the ass.  

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