A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make
you feel happy to be on your way.
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A king's castle is his home.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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