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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A king's castle is his home.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

As you read the scroll, it vanishes...

Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Assassins do it from behind.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

Attempt to get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.




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