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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2. Advising the President.
3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
-- David Letterman

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.

Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.

Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.



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