Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they
don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Courage is your greatest present need.
CLEARASOL: Effective sunspot remover.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
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