'C'

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Courage is your greatest present need.

CLEARASOL: Effective sunspot remover.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.



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