Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy?
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Double your drive space - delete Windows!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Death to all fanatics!
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