Half of the people in the world are below average.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Help support helpless victims of computer error.
Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
He who hesitates is probably right.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
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