Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed.
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea):
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron.
For not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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