Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
MOP AND GLOW: Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
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