Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When in doubt, don't bother.
When in doubt, ignore it.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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