|Refer to their clients as "users".
||Refer to their clients as "users".
|"The first one's free!"
||"Download a free trial version..."
|Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
||Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
|Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E".
||Strange jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN".
|Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
||Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
|Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
||Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
|Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
||Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
|Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
||DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
|Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend
||Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!