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Chairman of the board:

Leaps tall building in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, gives policy to God



President:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, talks with God



Executive vice president:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, talks with God if special request is approved



Vice president:

Barely clears a quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God



General manager:

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.



Manager:

Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotive two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can't stay afloat with a life preserver, talks to walls



Trainee:

Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building, says "look at the choo-choo", wets himself with a water pistol, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself



Secretary:

Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in her teeth, freezes water with a single glance, she is God




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