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Hello there again everybody to the news page which has finally been updated due to constant requests from all corners of the footballing fraternity and namely Joanne Galvin who sent me an e-mail wanting to know who "Dillons Side Kick " is, Apparently Joanne has got some lovely golden locks of hair from somewhere and the same said locks are disappearring fast in her thirst for enlightenment. Well if your looking for enlightenment Joanne you can try the Budabar cos I don't know who "Dillons Side Kick" is ....could be a horse in the 3.30 at Aintree. When I put those teams in I didn't think anybody could be bothered with my space filling little quiz...I thought that nobody would have the time what with the Celtic Tiger and all that..so I never bothered with the answers..anybody out there with any ideas???????

Speaking of Celtic Tigers an amazing thing happened ...well two amazing things happened at the weekend when the Celts  played Carrick Rovers in a typhoon at what used to be Bushy Park(they were all blown away) and is now called Stump Park. Firstly we won ...and by a whopping 5 goals, but astonishingly (check the spelling Joanne) super striker David Heaney got two...He's been missing since (and is believed to be signing autographs to Japanese tourists outside Anfield). 

 

- Two weekly soccer columns from Martin Whelan and Stephen Dornan probably the two best writers ever to come out of ????..well BCFC.....Alan Hansen and MR Trevor Brooking were asked but Alan said he was washing his hair on publication day and Mr Brooking just laughed at me and called the police (bastard). anyway Stephen who has a long pedigree of writing going all the way back to the Bohemians supporters club newsletter.(Don't thank me) and Martin who's knowledge of football unfortunately stems from old trafford ( notice no caps) has written a postcard or two.. both are able replacements , so the talent between these two boys is undoubtedly there.. w'ell just have to wait and see.. PS 

 

Guess the teams from these cryptic clues.
(Answers next week)

  1. Toilet heavyweight

  2. Wild dogs

  3. Professor of rollers

  4. Glass mansion

  5. Male meadows

  6. Animals car

  7. Dirty water yesterday

  8. Push a weight

  9. Males together

  10. Steel city day

  11. Always one hundred

  12. Famous for buns

  13. Not an eastern dish

  14. Where the wombles meet McEnroe

  15. Detectives need them

  16. Famous football brothers

  17. Vehicle surrounded by water

  18. Opposite of dull

  19. Cotton factory's own barrier lake

  20. Lock the door after parents illness

  21. Royal leisure area guardians

  22. Cows private land

  23. Smashes up cars

  24. Far east connections

  25. Collection of arms

  26. Famous jockey

  27. Keep the fire burning

  28. Where you send the enemy

  29. Not a north or south county

  30. Bottom of ship

  31. Underground

  32. Famous haircut of

  33. Famous president

  34. Found between the wheels

  35. Complete bacon joint

  36. Dillons side kick

  37. Larger than a duck pond

  38. Bonnies vicious partner

  39. Hawaiian greeting

  40. We need this to live

  41. Latest fort

  42. What burglars do

  43. Naked lights a candle

  44. Organ of a small

  45. What brother might say

  46. Certain car parked outside Spanish house

  47. A prison clock

  48. They put the X in saving