The Tony Cousins Section
Cousins Wonderland
(To the tune of, "Winter Wonderland")
There's only one Tony Cousins, he scores the goals by the dozens.
When you think you can't win it, he scores in the last minute.
Walking in a Cousins wonderland.
You Are My Cousins
(To the tune of, "You Are My Sunshine")
You are my Cousins, my Tony Cousins.
You make me happy when skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer, he's f**kin' dearer, but please don't take my Cousins away.