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L I T T L E T O N

 

 

Tipperary,Ireland.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Latitude :

52.63836820

Longitude :

-7.73966470

Elevation :

116.30 m

 

 

 


 

        

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The Littleton Parade

 

 

Parade2007

 

 

Parade 2008

 

 

Parade 2010

 

Have a happy Paddy's Day


Littleton from the air

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


 

Represented Moycarkey-Borris in Scˇr 2012

L To R

Brian Heffernan, Chris Gooney, Sean Hayes, Martin Cooney

L to R

Sharon Ralph, Anita Bannon, Martina Ryan, Mairead Dixon

 

 


 

 

 

 

Moycarkey-Coolcroo AC

 

1936-1980

 

 

 

 


He's giving them up soon

That cat is barred from today


 

 

 

Better late than..Never.Pregnant

 


 

Horse & Jockey 1962


 


The New Motorway

 

 

 

 


  HOCKEY  

 

!!!News Flash!!!


 

 

 

 

                                                                                                          

 

               

This the lighter side of littleton

                                 

To start with, the people of Littleton are very friendly

 

Below is a Littleton Man with the biggest cock in munster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Below is a man with 2 cocks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Further down is a man going for a P


 


 

 

 

And not forgetting our Mickey Mouse

Next we have the littleton Millenium baby


 

 

Some villages have a flasher/s,

Ours is next

 

       


 

                                  

Some people would know where the original Lassie came from.

Well, littleton is the place. Above is an old photo of lassie 

before she went in the movie scene

 

 

I find it great value and very fast

 

 


 

We cut a bit of turf also


I keep a half dozen bees myself. ( Pet ones )

Some people worry about genetically modified crops.

In Littleton we worry about genetically modified animals.

See Below


 


Learn all about medicine

and

 


Remember the lads below


Would you like a nice Irish Virus

 

Click Here

 

 

 


Please Read ON


 

 

 

We have a rare breed of "Thing" called a   " POIRD"

in Littleton

 


 

 

 

  

Some well known horse trainers came from littleton


Don't use your Mobile while driving



 

 

 

Anybody can make a mistake.

A major one was made recently in the general hospital in Littleton


Our local peeping tom


A view of the local golf course


                        

 Littleton Inhabitants, relaxing


 

Surfing on the beach in Derryhogan

            

A look at some of the Animals in Littleton Zoo

The Pink Panther. ( a member of the Littleton Brass Band )


           

Some members of the Orchestra in Littleton


        Read The latest Thurles News

Bookmark it , you'll be going back every day


                    

 

       

 

 

                                                                               


About five miles from Littleton, out in the bush,

we still have some Headhunters left.


           The Sat Nav          

I have a little Sat Nav
-- It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend.
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav,
I've had it almost all my life
It does more than the normal one
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour" it says
  "And you're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
  It specifies my gear

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  


 

Reading the local Newspaper

 

            

Skipping in Gaile School


        

We had our own Riverdance in Littleton years ago

Bill Clinton was in Galboola ( Littleton ) to open a Milking Parlour


 

 


 

What do you think

 

 


 

 

 

 

The Littleton carpenter is gone to lunch but his tools carry on


Littleton Creamery  

( Demolished )

 


Learn How to use a Roundabout

 

 

 

 

 


 

J.F.K.  In Two-Mile Borris visiting his ancestors

Mother Knows Best

 

 

 


 

Not         For          Children


P L E A S E

Don't Drink And Drive

WENT TO A PARTY, MUM

I went to a party Mum, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a Coke instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,

The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,

I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,

The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say,

 This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,

 Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mum Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,

 And when I go to heaven, Put "Mummy 's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mum,

As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"

So I love you and good-bye.


 

Ben, giving the finishing touches

 


 

A Dail Deputy , Dismissing Brown Envelopes

 


 


Teacher writing on blackboard in Pouldine School


The fox is always waiting for an easy lunch


How One Littleton Woman

Can Satisfy

12 Men

 

 

 


                                              

We value our wildlife in Littleton

Sausages are part of our main diet


 

Fishing is a favourite pastime in littleton

 


A local farmer out counting cattle.(modern technology)


 

 

 

U Want 2 C  G.W. Bush's Love Child

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

 

The new traffic lights that will be in littleton some time.


 

The Littleton Millenium Trees


   

Scene from one of the Nite clubs in Littleton


Who lived in Littleton years ago ?

 

1850/1911/1901

 

 


 

 

And of course Santa comes to Littleton

                

And the population keeps rising



                                                   In My Young Day                                                                              Today


 

 

Check the weather stone before u make hay


All Irish Slang

A nice place to go


 

When we were young


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

Next Time You Go. Know What To Do


Topless Woman

 

 


 

 

 

 

The Littleton Garda always gets His Man (or Dog )


 

 

 

Making use of the "Belly-Button"


 

 

Keeping down  B.O

 


 

The greatest mistake of all time


 

 

 


U want to see a picture of "Me" in the shower

 


If you want top value

 

 

 

 


 

 

Don't mess with the Queen.

 


 

Its always a hard time for some parents

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 



Below is a sign in ''Cashel Golf '' Golf Course

 

And proper order too


Message From The Grave

 

 

According To Mary Hearney You Pay

Even After  Rigor Mortis


 

A doctor gave a man six months to live.

The man couldn't pay his bill,

so he gave him another six months.

It's true.
 

 


 


Most people would like to see

 

BOUNCING TITS

 

 


 

 

The Family Bike


Small Family Bike

 

 


The Jokes Page


 

Don't be caught speeding in Littleton


 

 


 

 

Shops In Littleton

And Horse & Jockey

Feb 2008


 

Below is a photo of Father Joseph & Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Soccer

                                

Girls play soccer too

 

 

Go to Borris Soccer

 


 

 

 

The Littleton Rooster has to keep an eye on his wife.

 


 

Visit new play centre in Littleton


 


In My Fathers Time


Do you say your prayers


 

 


Want to see an image of a Perfect Woman



 


 

 

Visit Twomileborris

 


Who was in your class in school

 


 

 

Taken from the   " Tipperary Herald"

 


For all those men who say,

'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

There's an update for you.

 Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

 Why?

Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage

 


 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

A Shadow Can Be Misleading

 

 

 


 

 

Have you ever seen a Pussy this long

 


Downloading Porn From Net

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 

Irish Red Cross Society:
Half-a-million Drive forLittleton Red Cross Starving Europe:
Littleton Branch Collection 1944

 

 

 

 


 

 

In The Gym. in Littleton


This is what you call a real friend

 

You may want to laugh, but in a real situation what would you do.

 


 

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.

The small boy wrote:

"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.

" The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.

"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

 "Sure," said the young boy confidently.

 

 'It means carrying a child.."

 

 

 

 

 


 

Too old to Blow Bubbles

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

My School Pals

 


 

 

 

 

Seen in the Public Toilet Littleton


 

 

 

 

It's hard to hide anything these days

( In the same toilet as above)


 

Like Mine


For Good

 


Go Modern

 


 

 

 

Did you ever know how babies are delivered.

In Two-Mile Borris


 

 

Thurles Farmer's Market

 

 

 

 


Let It Be Known That I Was


A   Few   Funny   Fotas


Would you like to shed a tear

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

Isn't That Nice

 


New Litteton TAXI

 

Hey! Ryans, Hennessy's and O'Sullivan.

Think of the Ozone layer

and take example from above.


 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now You Know


 


 

 

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To all Down Under

 

 

 


 

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