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To start with, the people of Littleton are very friendly
Below is a Littleton Man with the biggest cock in munster
Below is a man with 2 cocks
Further down is a man going for a P
And not forgetting our Mickey Mouse
Next we have the littleton Millenium baby
Some villages have a flasher/s,
Ours is next
Some people would know where the original Lassie came from.
Well, littleton is the place. Above is an old photo of lassie
before she went in the movie scene
We cut a bit of turf also
I keep a half dozen bees myself. ( Pet ones )
Some people worry about genetically modified crops.
In Littleton we worry about genetically modified animals.
See Below
Learn all about medicine
and
Remember the lads below
Would you like a nice Irish Virus
We have a rare breed of "Thing" called a " POIRD"
in Littleton
Some well known horse trainers came from littleton
Anybody can make a mistake.
A major one was made recently in the general hospital in Littleton
Our local peeping tom
A view of the local golf course
Littleton Inhabitants, relaxing
Surfing on the beach in Derryhogan
A look at some of the Animals in Littleton Zoo
The Pink Panther. ( a member of the Littleton Brass Band )
Some members of the Orchestra in Littleton
About five miles from Littleton, out in the bush,
we still have some Headhunters left.
Reading the local Newspaper
Skipping in Gaile School
We had our own Riverdance in Littleton years ago
Bill Clinton was in Galboola ( Littleton ) to open a Milking Parlour
What do you think
The Littleton carpenter is gone to lunch but his tools carry on
( Demolished )
J.F.K. In Two-Mile Borris visiting his ancestors
Don't Drink And Drive
WENT TO A PARTY, MUM
I went to a party Mum, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a Coke instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven, Put "Mummy 's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mum,
As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"
So I love you and good-bye.
A Dail Deputy , Dismissing Brown Envelopes
Teacher writing on blackboard in Pouldine School
The fox is always waiting for an easy lunch
How One Littleton Woman
Can Satisfy
We value our wildlife in Littleton
Sausages are part of our main diet
Fishing is a favourite pastime in littleton
A local farmer out counting cattle.(modern technology)
U Want 2 C G.W. Bush's Love Child
The new traffic lights that will be in littleton some time.
The Littleton Millenium Trees
Scene from one of the Nite clubs in Littleton
Who lived in Littleton years ago ?
1850/1911
And of course Santa comes to Littleton
And the population keeps rising
In My Young Day Today
Check the weather stone before u make hay
A nice place to go
You should also visit
Next Time You Go. Know What To Do
The Littleton Garda always gets His Man (or Dog )
Making use of the "Belly-Button"
Keeping down B.O
U want to see a picture of "Me" in the shower
Don't mess with the Queen.
Its always a hard time for some parents
Below is a sign in ''Cashel Golf '' Golf Course
And proper order too
Message From The Grave
According To Mary Hearney You Pay
Even After Rigor Mortis
A doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill,
so he gave him another six months.
It's true.
Most people would like to see
The Family Bike
Small Family Bike
Don't be caught speeding in Littleton
And Horse & Jockey
Feb 2008
The Littleton Rooster has to keep an eye on his wife.
Want to see an image of a Perfect Woman
Who was in your class in school
Taken from the " Tipperary Herald"
For all those men who say,
'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
There's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
A Shadow Can Be Misleading
Have you ever seen a Pussy this long
Downloading Porn From Net
In The Gym. in Littleton
Too old to Blow Bubbles
My School Pals
Seen in the Public Toilet Littleton
It's hard to hide anything these days
( In the same toilet as above)
Like Mine
For Good
Did you ever know how babies are delivered.
In Two-Mile Borris
Let It Be Known That I Was
Isn't That Nice
New Litteton TAXI
Hey! Ryans, Hennessy's and O'Sullivan.
Think of the Ozone layer
and take example from above.
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To all Down Under
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