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The Littleton Parade
Have a happy Paddy's Day
Littleton from the air
Represented Moycarkey-Borris in Scˇr 2012
L To R
Brian Heffernan, Chris Gooney, Sean Hayes, Martin Cooney
L to R
Sharon Ralph, Anita Bannon, Martina Ryan, Mairead Dixon
He's giving them up soon
That cat is barred from today
Better late than..
Horse & Jockey 1962
The New Motorway
To start with, the people of Littleton are very friendly
Below is a Littleton Man with the biggest cock in munster
Below is a man with 2 cocks
Further down is a man going for a P
And not forgetting our Mickey Mouse
Next we have the littleton Millenium baby
Some villages have a flasher/s,
Ours is next
Some people would know where the original Lassie came from.
Well, littleton is the place. Above is an old photo of lassie
before she went in the movie scene
I find it great value and very fast
We cut a bit of turf also
I keep a half dozen bees myself. ( Pet ones )
Some people worry about genetically modified crops.
In Littleton we worry about genetically modified animals.
Learn all about medicine
Remember the lads below
Would you like a nice Irish Virus
Please Read ON
We have a rare breed of "Thing" called a " POIRD"
Some well known horse trainers came from littleton
Anybody can make a mistake.
A major one was made recently in the general hospital in Littleton
Our local peeping tom
A view of the local golf course
Littleton Inhabitants, relaxing
Surfing on the beach in Derryhogan
A look at some of the Animals in Littleton Zoo
The Pink Panther. ( a member of the Littleton Brass Band )
Some members of the Orchestra in Littleton
Read The latest Thurles News
Bookmark it , you'll be going back every day
About five miles from Littleton, out in the bush,
we still have some Headhunters left.
The Sat Nav
I have a little Sat Nav
-- It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend.
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav,
I've had it almost all my life
It does more than the normal one
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour" it says
"And you're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!
Reading the local Newspaper
Skipping in Gaile School
We had our own Riverdance in Littleton years ago
Bill Clinton was in Galboola ( Littleton ) to open a Milking Parlour
What do you think
The Littleton carpenter is gone to lunch but his tools carry on
( Demolished )
Learn How to use a Roundabout
J.F.K. In Two-Mile Borris visiting his ancestors
Mother Knows Best
Don't Drink And Drive
WENT TO A PARTY, MUM
I went to a party Mum, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a Coke instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven, Put "Mummy 's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mum,
As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"
So I love you and good-bye.
Ben, giving the finishing touches
A Dail Deputy , Dismissing Brown Envelopes
Teacher writing on blackboard in Pouldine School
The fox is always waiting for an easy lunch
How One Littleton Woman
We value our wildlife in Littleton
Sausages are part of our main diet
Fishing is a favourite pastime in littleton
A local farmer out counting cattle.(modern technology)
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The new traffic lights that will be in littleton some time.
The Littleton Millenium Trees
Scene from one of the Nite clubs in Littleton
Who lived in Littleton years ago ?
And of course Santa comes to Littleton
And the population keeps rising
In My Young Day Today
Check the weather stone before u make hay
A nice place to go
When we were young
Next Time You Go. Know What To Do
The Littleton Garda always gets His Man (or Dog )
Making use of the "Belly-Button"
Keeping down B.O
The greatest mistake of all time
U want to see a picture of "Me" in the shower
If you want top value
Don't mess with the Queen.
Its always a hard time for some parents
Below is a sign in ''Cashel Golf '' Golf Course
And proper order too
Message From The Grave
According To Mary Hearney You Pay
Even After Rigor Mortis
A doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill,
so he gave him another six months.
Most people would like to see
The Family Bike
Small Family Bike
Don't be caught speeding in Littleton
Shops In Littleton
And Horse & Jockey
Below is a photo of Father Joseph & Family
Girls play soccer too
Go to Borris Soccer
The Littleton Rooster has to keep an eye on his wife.
Do you say your prayers
Want to see an image of a Perfect Woman
Who was in your class in school
Taken from the " Tipperary Herald"
For all those men who say,
'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
There's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
A Shadow Can Be Misleading
Have you ever seen a Pussy this long
Downloading Porn From Net
Irish Red Cross Society:
Half-a-million Drive forLittleton Red Cross Starving Europe:
Littleton Branch Collection 1944
In The Gym. in Littleton
This is what you call a real friend
You may want to laugh, but in a real situation what would you do.
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote:
"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.
" The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently.
'It means carrying a child.."
Too old to Blow Bubbles
My School Pals
Seen in the Public Toilet Littleton
It's hard to hide anything these days
( In the same toilet as above)
Did you ever know how babies are delivered.
In Two-Mile Borris
Thurles Farmer's Market
Let It Be Known That I Was
A Few Funny Fotas
Would you like to shed a tear
Isn't That Nice
New Litteton TAXI
Hey! Ryans, Hennessy's and O'Sullivan.
Think of the Ozone layer
and take example from above.
Now You Know
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